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A little about me. posted Nov 15th 2009, 10:18AM
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I don't pay taxes. My contract gives me 400k per year. No taxes.
Why? Because that's included. The moment I get my pay cheque of 400k, all the other payments are done. So I NEVER have to pay a dine for anything, because it's already paid for. Why don't you do that? Then you don't have to stare at taxes like it's bad. Okay, making 1k a month doesn't sound flashy, but it's money you DON'T lose to loans, taxes or food.
It's good, because there's less paperwork.


But I'm planning to find my mental coach soon. I met him once, then when I had that crazy furry idea and I fell from a helicopter, and now I want to go there again for no reason. He lives in the snowy peaks, so finding him will be hard. He's also called Mech-Ah, or maybe it was T'me Meg-'h, I don't know. I only saw him once, so don't blame me.
The reason I like this guy is because it's impossible to know what he's thinking or feeling. He's like the a god, but without the powers. He can do stuff that makes you go "wow" and question Newton, Einstein and various other people. He's the man that could smash the supports of science and bring insecurity. This man could make Jesus, Muhammad and even Moses question what they believe! This man could disprove the existence of the SUN, and you would understand it!
And then there's the designated driver who has to avoid this confusion. Talking to him is like having a million beers and drugs and never sleeping for eons. Amazing.
Compiled: He's smawesome.


Then there's another person I'm going to visit: My sister. I haven't seen her in a while, so I think it would be more than kind to drop by and have a chat. I heard she's been in a pickle for a while, having financial issues. Seeing I'm a cheapskate and my OP is currently hogging my money, there isn't a lot I can do. And my aunt died, which is apparently important to her, so she'll need me. Although... I REALLY changed on the outside since I left. I'll need a disguise to look like myself. Or a fur suit; she always said I'd end up in one of those. "Fetishes come from the past" she claims. I don't like rape, so why is she saying that?
Not just that, but I'm going to by my name: "Mech-Ah Onistecua" in chocolate letters, a custom to Sinterklaas. I just hope they sell hyphens. I'll be pissed if they don't. Last year, they started selling chocolate letters, pepernoten and marzipan in august, while Sinterklaas is on 5 December.


So I'll be busy for the coming while. Whatever my OP will be there like a good lesbian girlfriend would and come, is a question not even T'me Meg'h can answer.
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Your life is empty. So is mine.

Now some real info:

Real Name: Mech-Ah Onistecua, birth name is different.

I forgot this for a long time: TTO and all representive characters (c) Me. And for those to dumb to know what (c) means, it means I own the characters, and you must ask permission to use them.

Occupation: Assassin... though I don't really do that often...

Forum for TTO (Made out of boredom): http://mechah.activeboard.com/ You watch and you join.

Fav:
Movie: Saw 1, damn fine movie.
Colour: Black.
Season: Winter.
Day: The day I finally get an assassination contract.
Food: Pepper Salami... mmmm... Salami with Pepper...
Animal: I'm no Fur!
Game: Anything that goes smooth.

Least Fave:
Movie: Anything with Drama or French.
Colour: White, it burns my eyes when the sun shines on it.
Season: Summer... too hot...
Day: Valentine's Day... it's too commercial.
Food: Most veggies...
Animal: Dolphin... they sound too damn happy!
Game: Smug games.

Love:
Challenges.
Darkness to hide in.
Smoke bombs... filled with poison!
Quick people.

Hates:
You, for paying attention to an assassin.
The sun, for burning my face every morning.
Slow people... too... slow... to... under... stand...

Friends:

: Disturbs my Fraiser episodes, but is a nice person to talk with.

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PsychoCaptain Says: (Nov 15th 2009, 12:02PM)
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Thanks for watching!
The Unseen Obscurity Says: (Sep 8th 2009, 3:54AM)
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You! Yes You!





HI! How are you! >.> Long time you no speakeh with me, and I no speakeh with you!
myrainbowsocks Says: (Sep 2nd 2009, 8:20PM)
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=3 popping in just to pester you thoroughly ! =3
myrainbowsocks Says: (Sep 1st 2009, 9:20PM)
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*paws ears* ya know, i don't get why you visit sheezy and then leave...
Shalone SK Says: (Aug 17th 2009, 12:21AM)
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thankz for the z and +watch
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